White Jokes

One day, I thought, "How come there are no jokes about white people?" They have black jokes, indian jokes, asian jokes and you-name-it-whatever jokes. So I thought, "What do white people have that we can make fun of them for?" It hit me... Nothing! I can't fucking make fun of them for anything! So I thought I'll make jokes about how much better they are than other people. Here they are: (you should read them in order, hence the numbering)
1. What do you call a white man with a wallet?
    a. A rich and successful business man.
2. A white man walks into a restaurant. What happens next?
    a. He buys the restaurant.
3. How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    a. None, he gets the minorities to do it.
4. Why was the black man so rich and successful?
    a. He found the white man's wallet.
5. How much wood could a white dude chuck, if a white dude could chuch wood?
    a. None, he gets the minorities to do it.
6. A white man and a black man tell a lie. How come only the black man went to jail?
    a. The white man told a white lie.
7a. What do you call a promiscuous black man?
    a. A man whore.
7b. What do you call a promiscuous white man?
    a. A rich and successful businessman.
8. What do you call a black man with a knife?
    a. A serial killer.
8b. What do you call a white man with a knife?
    b. A wealthy surgeon.
9. What do you call a black man with a white woman?
    a. One lucky son of a gun.
10. What did one white guy say to the other white man?
    a. We're the shit.
11. What did one white guy say to the black dude?
    a. I'm the shit.
12. A white man walks into a bar, what happens next?
    a. He orders a beer.
13. A black man walks into a hotel. What did the hotel manager say to him?
    a. We have no room left.
13b. A white man walks into the same hotel. What did the hotel manager say to him?
    a. We have one room left.
14. Why was the white dude so sad?
    a. He owned hotels on all the properties in monopoly.